u won't believe this

[fullthrottle]

fishin with jimmy is always an experience. take the time we were 90 miles offshore in the middle of nowhere in jimmys boat "who cares" and ran both motors out of oil. yea, jimmy has alot of luck because an angel showed in the horizon within 10 minutes and just happen to have some 2 stoke lub! guy actually put in at the same marina we came out of, believe it or not..... or how bout the time "who cares" pulled up on a sandbar july 4th on high tide. the only thing left high when we got back to boat was me and jimmy... 36' ft boat 25' feet from h2o don't go together, 6 hours till high and no brewskis left , believe it or not .... or how bout the time me and jimmy ran up on a submerged shrimp vessel and i finally convinced jimbo to call u.s.c.g... that was a mistake!!! gal kept asking jimmy "what was the name of the hailing vessel", jimmys response "who cares" . second question: "what is the reason for your mayday ?" jimmys response,(yea, you quessed it) "who cares", 3rd question: "what is your current nautical position ?" need i say his response. needless to say this didn't fair well with the upper classmen. believe it or not..... or how about the time on monkeys island, i'll let you figure that one out. believe it or not.....lastly, how bout the time jimmy got to defuskie on a flashlight, mistakenly jumped into the police chiefs car and took a joy ride on an island that is surrounded only by water..... got caught cause he flipped on the blues and siren. think miller light had anything to do with that ? jimmy pleaded not guilty based on the fact if anyone were to steal a car it wouldn't be the chief of polices and it wouldn't be on an island that you can't get off!! they agreed and threw it out, nobody would do that on purpose.... believe it or not.....
these are all but just a few of our true experiences. god love him, hes my best freind and fishin partner, but sometimes i worry bout him ( believe it or not)
i'm sure there will be more stories in the future. i will keep everyone posted
" god bless u mr. john"

[Tim]

That doesn't even sound like Jimmy ...